A Public Service Announcement from Weber

Have you had your daily serving of yogurt?

I have. Yogurt is full of good proteins and healthy bacteria. Sometimes my mom puts a scoop on top of my kibble, but today I decided to help myself from the container on the counter.

I usually just like to eat it--it's good for a girl's digestive system, which is very important when someone else is scooping up your business or picking it up in a nice little bag--but today I decided to use it as a face mask. It makes my fur soft and shiny. I had already whiped off a bunch of it before this picture was taken (mom's pillowcases worked great for that), but you get the idea.

Now, you might not be able to tell in this picture, but I also have a half a stick of butter in my mouth. I hear the added fat will make my coat extra pretty. Unfortunately, my mom is insecure and doesn't want me to become more beautiful than her, so she witholds these valuable beauty items from me. But that's ok. I just steal them off of the counter.

This public service health and beauty announcement has been brought to you by Weber Poe.